A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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