- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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