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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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