- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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