What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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David Cameron

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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