- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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