What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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