- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Bags of delicious poop.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

feminists.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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