Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Continents are large islands.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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