An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Praise Paisley

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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