- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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