- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Girls Lacrosse.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Dwight Howard

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A seal walks into a club.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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