The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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