- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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