- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Your mother is so fat.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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