- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

The truth is he loves her!!

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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