- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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