- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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