Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Praise Paisley

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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