Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Vote this up

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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