Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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