- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Im batman...suck it losers

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

field day?

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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