Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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