- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

haha Otarts was here

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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