why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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