- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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