Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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DEATH.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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do you have a wife?

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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