what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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