How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Dwight Howard

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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