- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I woke up today

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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