knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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black chicken. kfc

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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