A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Of course, first door on your left

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Anti Joke

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