What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what did the old lady die of old age...

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A man buys a prius

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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