Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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