- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's white and gluey Glue

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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