What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Dance is a sport

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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