bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

roses are red violets are blue

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Who wants $300? Me too.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

feminists.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Anti Joke

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