Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Long joke Your such a downey

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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