What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Anti Joke

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