- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

How would you rule?

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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