- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Women's rights

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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