Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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