Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

my mind's eye?

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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