What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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