- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Barack Obama

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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