- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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