- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Top Gear USA

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

DEATH.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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