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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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