Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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