What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A bar walks into a man

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Ms Leong Sux

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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