- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

You will not press the like button.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Top Gear USA

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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