How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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The Joke Below

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Praise Paisley

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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