- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Okay.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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