- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

identical jokes get different votes.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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