Christianity.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Whats white? A fridge

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's a joke? Funny

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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taking out the trash... at night

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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