- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What's the difference between a lamp?

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