- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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