Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What's two plus two? Window

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Wright flyer

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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