The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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field day?

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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