what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Justin Bieber

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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