What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

this is stupid .... yep

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Justin Bieber

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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