Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

world peace

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

my whole life!

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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