- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

black people

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call a black man? A person

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Sharvil has aids 4 times

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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