a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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