whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Barack Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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