- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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