- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

You will not press the like button.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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