What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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