- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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