Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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