- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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