Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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