- Anti Joke

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

irish man drinking john smiths

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

69

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.