Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

the sky is green no it is not

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Banana Hamock.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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