What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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