What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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