why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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