- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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