- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Once upon a time

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

kennah campion... being nice

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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