- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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