name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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