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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

knock knock... ...no answer

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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