- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What's two plus two? Window

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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