Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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women's rights, lol

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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