Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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field day?

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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don't read this

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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