- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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