Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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