- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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