A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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I am quite mature.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Ol-ive

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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