- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't