- Anti Joke

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.