- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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