- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Wolfjob.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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