Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Nuneaton..

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

gabbi nunez ;)

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

God

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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