- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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