What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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